Ceci n'est pas une blog.

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goldshirts-tightpants:

little-goose:

Excuse me but Into Darkness has been out for a week, why are there no posts talking about the fact that Cucumberpatch makes the face that suggests he’s going to steal christmas

I mean really

I HAVE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR A WEEK TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THAT STUPID FACE REMINDED ME OF AND THIS IS IT. THIS IS IT. THE FUCKING GRINCH.

i literally whispered this to my friends in the theatre lmfao

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meme-spot:

Actual Advice Mallard

(via fuckyeahcracker)

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randomsplashes:

[SOLVING MURDERS YEAHHHH]

bless the elementary writers (◡‿◡✿)

(via summakumbaya)

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themerrygentleman:

g-erti:

Every Series, Every Episode!

StarTrek.com has made every episode available for streaming on their website! (and there doesn’t seem to be any indication that its only temporary!)

Have a series you’ve been meaning to watch? Can’t afford Netflix? No problem! Go forth; all of Star Trek is now at your disposal!

I’m really happy about this! They used to only have TOS and a bit of Enterprise. Finally, I have a chance to catch up with TNG!

(via chekhovandowl)

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pleasestopbeingsad:

Street harassment is not a compliment.

(via iridessence)

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run-cause-hitler:

enayalate-h8-this-year:

bbanditt:

slett:

winchestercodependency:

ibecameacat:

what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do

dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off

“People with vaginas”

what are those called again

I can’t remember

this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for

why do assholes get so upset when people mention that all people with vaginas are not women. shut the fuck up

(Source: vvumblr, via itsrodzilla)

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lierdumoa:

bluntedanimehunk:

hunewm:

bluntedanimehunk:

internetlaureate:

bluntedanimehunk:

why do nice girls always go for the assholes i dont even like pegging

No. Just. NO. I am so sick of this bullshit stereotype being both perpetuated AND played out. No.

um

Saying nice girls go with the assholes is the biggest stereotype in relationships of all time

uM

I’M SORRY NO ONE GOT YOUR JOKE.

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jackaldope:

baitandswitch blundercast

(via misandrwitch)

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queenfattyoftherollpalace:

sonic-hip-attack:

aussied:

urserlicious:

minmo:

so as a social experiment im going to unleash this hot hunk of meat upon my sim town to wreak his manchild wrath

his name is broni friendzoni (it’s italian)

omfg broni friendzoni

I legitimately laughed at this for like ten minutes before hitting reblog

BRONI FRIENDZONI

*ugly cackling*

(via piddlebucket)

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iridessence:

how do u like my maykeup?

Yasssss

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aaaaaaaaagggg:

leonmcgann:

i dont understand why do so many people make this mistake??

(Source: oldmanhoho, via super-brother)

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confusedtree:

In all seriousness Idris Elba as the 12th Doctor would be a great casting choice because he’d kill it and we’d get to find out just exactly how many anglophiles are also gigantic racists

(via ragingagainstthepatriarchy)

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goldenheartedrose:

GOLDENHEARTEDROSE’S GIVEAWAY OF RANDOMNESS!

I recently hit 1300 followers, which to me is truly astonishing and amazing and I am so grateful to all of you! I’ve wanted to do a giveaway for awhile now, so here it is.

Included in the giveaway are the following:

Short dropstitch scarf knitted by me
The Complete Sherlock Holmes (Barnes and Noble edition; the one pictured is mine, but you will get your own brand spanking new copy)
Eight fandom tea samples all created by the lovely Cara McGee (Reichenbach Reunion, Reichenbach Recovery, Clara Oswin Oswald, River Song, Martha Jones, Amy Pond, The Woman, and Lestrade).
Seven “blooming teas” (Peach, Honey Grapefruit, and Jasmine).
One Wuyi Ensemble sample from Adagio Teas.
Eight buttons from 221B Con
One keychain attachment, drawn by Cara McGee
One box of Twining’s Lady Grey Tea.

Not pictured, but also included: One $10 gift certificate from Adagio Tea and one copy of “Loud Hands: Autistic People Speaking” (the latter in either Kindle or print - it’s up to you!)

THE RULES:

You do not have to be following me.
You may reblog up to five times.
You must live in a place where tea can be shipped, so if you live in Australia, we’ll have to work something else out (sorry, folks!)
You must provide an address if you are chosen as the winner.
Winner must have their askbox open and must respond within 48 hours of notification of winning.
Giveaway runs until 9pm EST on June 22, 2013.

happy flails yAY FOR ROSE

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jcoleknowsbest:

sinidentidades:

lovelylisa22:

hero

lol

YES

He sounds like a black memphian.. bloop bloop

(Source: heroinkilledtherockstar, via fuckyeahcracker)

i have plans for every day this week

when did i get a life?